What Allen has learned so far...

Here's a little list of things Allen has learned so far in his classes. Obviously, we don't share the same views as his professors and classmates.

1. Communism is the purest form of government.
2. Having kids is reprehensible. (When TW was born, one of his professors told Allen he should be condemned, not congratulated!)
3. Mormons and Catholics should be forced out of the country.
4. We should not help starving children in Africa.
5. People should not be allowed to live past 65. (These last three are b/c of over-population issues.)
6. The amount of respect you deserve is determined by the number of times you're arrested. (One of his professors thinks that students today don't deserve as much respect because they're not out there protesting and getting arrested.)

These are just a few of the things Allen has "learned" in class. LOL No wonder he is miserable in this program!